Look who’s bored *points to self*

Yeah, not gonna use this like a diary. Melancholy and blues are rife right now. I’m buried under work that I’m neither enjoying not excelling in. Czaaarrrrrr.

Who remembers Routemaster buses? I will probably never say this outloud but I fell off one once, it was moving and i tried to be cool and jump on it whilst it was in motion. I grabbed the pole, one foot on- next thing I know I’m on the floor knocked out. It was very embarrassing and there is a reason why I haven’t mentioned this before haha.

I’m reeaaaaaally bored sheez.

My mission is nothing more than to gain weight. 

You know that moment when your mother finds your grinder? yeah, that.