May 2012
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May 14th
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April 2012
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shit, since i’m here lemme tell you guys a story about me. Scratch that, not a story, just a few sentences scrambled together. Being agnostic, apatheist or just generally not giving a fuck about religion is hard. I’ve never really fit in with muslims because I don’t really practise it like that and I find a good chunk of them to be well, yeah. Athiests or just general...
Apr 27th
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*a wild mohammed appears*
Apr 27th
fo-lar-ing
zsram: (v.) {fuh-lah-ring} to struggle continuously and relentlessly I haven’t had a job in almost two years now. I’m really out here folaring it.
Apr 25th
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Apr 1st
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March 2012
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Dear Erykah Badu, I’m in love with you and I will have my way with you. Sincerely, Dude in the 2nd row of the Distant Relatives show you opened for a year ago.
Mar 24th
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Mar 7th
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Mar 7th
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February 2012
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Fader: Do you see yourself as a conscious rapper?
Ab-Soul: Who is not conscious? That’s dumb shit! That’s like Neo Soul. What is Neo my nigga? What Neo mean? From The Matrix? Jill Scott’s in the Matrix? Conscious rapper? I’m alive motherfucker, I’m aware, what you mean? That’s some dumb ass shit. Who is not conscious. If you’re not conscious you’re not rapping no more. Biggie is an unconscious rapper.
Feb 27th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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The Rolling Stoners
Feb 19th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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*takes a shit all over the dashboard*
Feb 8th
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Feb 4th
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January 2012
3 posts
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Jan 20th
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December 2011
6 posts
Look who’s bored *points to self* Yeah, not gonna use this like a diary. Melancholy and blues are rife right now. I’m buried under work that I’m neither enjoying not excelling in. Czaaarrrrrr. Who remembers Routemaster buses? I will probably never say this outloud but I fell off one once, it was moving and i tried to be cool and jump on it whilst it was in motion. I grabbed...
Dec 28th
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My mission is nothing more than to gain weight. 
Dec 19th
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You know that moment when your mother finds your grinder? yeah, that.
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November 2011
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Nov 24th
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How the fuck are you fuckers? Yeah, that’s nice to hear. Now shut the fuck up and read what the fuck I’m typing. I think that’s a nice lil intro, profanity and aggression, just my style. Yo people, here are some thoughts. Having a course that you do not enjoy at all sucks complete lizard dick. Here’s to paying £3375 to fuck your own life. Haha, but nah forreal, you get...
Nov 20th
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Nov 16th
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Nov 13th
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We in the house like Japanese in Japan or Koreans in Korea.
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Nov 5th
October 2011
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I’m out with my crew, aint nothing to do but uhh..
Oct 30th
Yo tumblr, I was gonna write a long, emotional, bitch made rant but instead I’m doing this. How you lot doing? I haven’t properly used this site in ages but hey, I follow a lot of useless blogs which put me off it. A lots changed with my life, a lot hasn’t. I’m still a useless pillock, but now I’m a useless pillock with an iPhone. Haha, nah real things have...
Oct 29th
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“Swag”
– Person without any sense of style.
Oct 28th
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Oct 18th
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